Oh lord, part 2 10/25/11

Alright, so continuing my quest to reply to every little thing on this stupid list this kid made, if you’re not familiar with it, check the post before this, it pretty much explains things, and I’m doing this while watching “The grudge 2” cause why not~

Keep in mind that these do not go to all guys out there, this is just to this particular immature person.

Anyway, bold is him, regular is me.

59) We don’t hate each other.
You hate people for their gender, not much better, not better at all actually.
60) We can draw better.
Most popular artists out there today are girls
61) We are better at all classes, even in P.E.
Girls are statistically better at English and a couple other classes, so that evens things out pretty much.
62) We are so perfect that we need to make the women feel better about themselves.
63) We rule the world.
Women are coming up in more important roles in government who are in a sense “ruling the world”
64) We create everything important in life.
That’s actually pretty evened out
65) We get to hang out with our friends without being jealous of each other.
You haven’t been out much have you? You don’t hang out with people you have a problem with, duh.
66) We have a great time in life.
67) We have a purpose in life, people remember great men much more than women.
If you’re talking about the history books, that’s because of the oppression women had to experience before the civil rights movement.
68) We take part in the government.
Again, more and more women are participating in the government, even ruling countries.
69) We never have to worry about dishes.
Wait until you have to live alone, and no, by that I do not mean living in your parents basement.
70) We don’t have a hard time getting along with anyone around us.
Never had a hard time with that before, and since you don’t leave your house, it’s not hard getting along with your parents.
71) We don’t need to worry about broken nails.
Never had to worry about it before
72) It is impossible to offend us.
73) Are not afraid to say our birthdays.
Who’s afraid to say their birthdays? Get some physical contact with other people.
74) The ability to drive.
Again with the fact that insurance companies charge men more because they are a higher risk.
75) The ability to remain calm in difficult situations.
Everyone has that ability.
76) Never having to worry about a cunt punt in the clitoris.
You have to worry about a dick kick in the penis. I’ve never had to worry about getting kicked in that area.
77) Never have to hide a stretched out labia.
Telling from your previous “facts” I’m guessing that you have had a really bad experience with a vagina. Honestly I’m surprised you have any experience at all.
78) We have a good image.
79) We can surpass girls and women even in jobs considered feminine.
Go and try to get a babysitting job.
80) We have confidence in ourselves, and a positive self-concept.
81) We can adapt to any environment.
82) We have always been superior in the history of man.
That’s because its the history OF man, retard.
83) ^History on MAN
84) Mankind, not womenkind
Again, that was created when women were being oppressed.
85) We value loyalty over inanimate objects.
So does any other decent person.

86) We are not greedy and selfish.
No, just egotistical and judgmental.
87) We don’t stuff ourselves with food and get fat.
That’s a lie. It goes for both genders.
88) Women and girls love us.
Men and boys love us. What’s your point?
89) We are not secretly being kept as low-class family members.
90) We are smarter.
That’s debatable.
91) We can do jobs that require brainwork.
So do we.
92) We don’t get love crazy.
Never been love crazy in my life
93) We have better things to do in life than play with dollhouses
How many women have you seen playing with dollhouses?
94) We don’t need to worry about how we look, because we always look great.
Calling bullshit on this one too.
95) We don’t spend hours combing our already perfect hair.
That’s just a hygiene concern. I’m actually wondering if you do anything to keep yourself clean at all.
96) Girls have to give chocolates on Valentine ’s Day.
I think you might be confused. Guys give girls chocolates and flowers on Valentines day.
97) We don’t need to wait for a nice handsome strong boy to comfort us.
Who do you see that actually waits for that?
98) We don’t look at our private parts and go “eww, how can anyone be attractive to this?”
Just because you’re personally not attracted to vaginas doesn’t mean that no one else is.
99) We don’t have an annoying labia that gets uncomfortable in out pants.
You do have penises that get uncomfortable, and I have to say, I’ve never had that problem.
100) We don’t have to put makeup every morning.
Neither do we.
101) You are limited to seating posture.
I’m not quite sure where you are getting at with this, I’m guessing you mean that we are limited to only one seating posture, if that’s the case, that’s absolutely wrong, we can sit in whatever position we want.
102) Our jealousy never gets the better of us. Girls get jealous of their friends and boys, start an immature fight.
Never had that happen.
103) A short urethra leads to waking up wet in bed.
Um… yeah, I don’t know what you’re getting at with this either, I’m guessing you’re running out of these retarded “facts” I haven’t had a bed wetting problem since I was 4, and I think that goes with just about everyone.
104) When you’re turned on you don’t get wet and disgusting.
You get noticeable and embarrassing hard ons. And if you turned on a girl (highly unlikely) and you found it to be disgusting, you were either with someone with some sort of disease, or you’re gay, in which case that’s no womans fault.
105) We don’t have to trip over high heels.
Neither do we.
106) We will never get breast cancer.
Actually, men can get breast cancer. So you’re argument is invalid. Again.
107) We will never get vaginal yeast infection.
But you can get the clap. Is this because of your bad experience with a woman?
108) Your voices sound the same and dull.
That’s a personal opinion, and personally, I hear more boys sounding similar (Not all of them mind you, just a few)
109) We will never break our bones from failing at P.E class.
Several boys have broken their bones in P.E. your bones aren’t made of titanium, they can break.
110) Our body structure is made stronger.
Ours is made more flexible, what’s your point?
111) We can run.
112) We will never know the feeling of being kicked in the vagina, and the foot going into that second mouth between a girls legs.
And we never know the feeling of getting our balls crushed by a foot. Honestly, how many girls do you know that have gotten cunt punted? I’ve never had to have that feeling in my entire life.
113) We don’t have a shameful bean like clitoris.
We don’t have a gaudy hotdog shaped penis, you’re points are becoming more and more irrelevant.
114) Our hair doesn’t get in the way.
Hair ties were made for a reason
115) We dont have to piss blood every month.
Apparently you have the biological intelligence of a 6 year old, we don’t pee blood, it comes from somewhere else, and we have ways to get rid of it.
116) During puberty the whole world doesn’t know!
If no one knows that you went through puberty, and you still look like an eleven year old, then that’s not a good thing.
117) We don’t leave used tampons in the toilet, or drop them on the hallway of the school.
That’s disgusting… The girl who does that has a personal problem, not every girl out there.
118) We don’t need to pretend our clothes and shoes are comfortable when they are not.
My clothes and shoes are pretty comfortable.
119) We don’t need to pretend to think we are the best, we already are.
120) Our “We are better” reasons are not outdated and false.
What does that make your reasons? Just retarded and false?
121) We cook better. Image of a chef or cook is a man.
But I thought that men didn’t have to cook for themselves or worry about any of that, so how would you know that?
122) Did I mention the time two girls in my class could not make it to 10th grade?
There were only like 12 people in the class and two girls flunked. I guess it was expected, girls are always in the danger of FLUNKING.
Did I mention the time that three boys did the exact same thing? Everyone is in danger of flunking, it a fact of life.
123) We don’t need to worry about stretch marks.
Um, yes you do. Everyone can get stretch marks.
124) We have logic skills.
You’re really disproving that “fact” with all this nonsense.
125) We can go to the bathroom alone.
126) Our formal clothing isn’t just a simple piece of cloth.
Have you seen a dress lately? It’s never just a simple piece of cloth, at least we have dresses that look different from each other instead of just suits.
Please guys, please please please remember that this is not to all guys out there, just this one. I know most guys out there are great and don’t think this way. It just worries me that there are actually a very few amount of people who believe this stuff. Personally I think men and women are pretty equal in terms like this, I know there are some things that boys are good at and other things that girls are good at, to try to make up things that either is bad at is just wrong, anyway, I hope you enjoyed me tearing this guys logic apart. Thanks  for bearing with me~ If anyone is wondering, this took very little time and very little thought to prove that this guy is wrong. My next posts will be more personal, I have a review coming out for “The Rum Diary” and halloween junk! Seeya later!

Oh Lord part 1 10/24/11

So while browsing funnyjunk today, I came across this guy with several puppet accounts (What that means is the person has several accounts he uses to make it look like people support the bullshit he is spouting) Pretty much the guy hates women, I looked at his stuff on youtube and found that he had an actual account dedicated to it, looking farther, I found he had a an actual site on blogspot dedicated to the hate of women. So for this blog post, I’m going to call him out on his bullshit, sure, I’m aware that he might be a troll, but honestly I find this stuff to be funny. Here’s a little excerpt from his youtube. (Warning, if you don’t want to be insulted by a moron, don’t read on, you know you want to see how stupid this kid is anyway.)

“I am an misogynist, I dislike women and immature girls for their ignorance. They always deny everything they do not like. I just love seeing them hide their anger ~.^ Ignorant women and girls often mistaken me as a troll, when all I am doing is stating the truth.
These are SOME of the things boys and men are better at than primative pathetic women and girls. I could not post all, as there is waaay too much:”

So that’s the youtube description, here’s the blogspot bullshit.

“As all honest people who do not lie to make those who are inferior feel better, we know women and girls are useless, primitive creatures. They cannot do anything alone, they would always require some sort of assistance from a male. Women always claim to be independent, however, that is false and it is just another way for females to get attention. Little immature girls always need attention, because they get lonely and cry. They never stop whining because they never seem to grow up and act their age. Will they ever have anything in their boring pathetic shameful lives than to be playing with their doll houses and touching that shameful untidy bean like clitoris on top of that ugly smelly mouth like thing (A.K.A vagina)? I do not care whether they flunk like some girls I have known because they don’t pay attention in class or because they fall asleep, but I just wish they would stop complaining just because they are jealous of males. I know girls get really jealous easily, and they become angry when their labium is getting too uncomfortable in their pants or their tampons and sanitary napkins get disgusting. Oh well, girls will be girls. Girls know (Or should know) that people lie to them to make themselves feel better becasue there is nothing good about them.”

And with this he posted a list of 126 reasons he hates women. These are the things I will be responding to, because, well, you’ll see. Keep in mind that my responses only have to do with him, not with all men, I’m well aware most men are very nice and don’t think this way. The not bold is me. Anway, here we go!

Here are SOME of the things boys and men are better at than primitive pathetic women and girls. I could not post all, as there is way too much:
Oh, I’m excited.
1) Proven by insurance companies, girls are horrible drivers; in fact, the top worst 5 drivers are women
Actually, insurance companies charge men more, especially teens, for their coverage.

2) Girls die from many more diseases involving their untidy vagina’s and breasts.
Guys are actually more likely to get STDs, and if you are talking about breast cancer, men are actually more likely to get cancer.

3) We mature faster, we don’t act like giggling dimwitts.
Girls actually biologically and mentally mature several years before boys.

4) Girls are less creative, and from what I have seen, they lack skill in anything which takes imagination and creativity.
Women have just as much capability to be creative as men.

5) We are proud about ourselves, unlike girls who don’t like talking about themselves because they are ashamed.
Clearly you’ve never been with a woman, they LOVE talking about themselves.
6) Our statements are not based on opinion, unlike girls.
Says the guy who is basing 126 hateful comments based only on his own opinion
7) We can get away with speaking however we want on the internet.
I think we may need to take that right away from you, and I’m pretty sure anyone can speak however they would want on the internet, it’s the internet.
8) We always get the upper hand in contests.
So do children when they set the rules.
9) In some countries, girls are disposed of due to their uselessness.
Name one country in which girls are disposed of.
10) They cannot carry on the family name.
Actually, in modern times, girls can carry their family name and actually pass it on to their children if they so choose.
11) Being a man is a compliment, being womanish isn’t.
Says who? And “womanish” isn’t a word
12) Boys have way more useful skills than girls.
Who is the scientist that measured that?
13) We can throw.
So can a monkey, what’s your point?
14) Bratty little girls are always scolded by their parents.
I think you may have needed more scolding, girls and boys get scolded just the same.
15) We are the dominant group.
Equal rights is making that obsolete, and there are actually more women in the world than men
16) We have better social skills
If you had enough time to think all this up, I highly doubt your social skills are as up to par as you think.
17) We are not lazy
That’s to be debated.
18) The man of the house = the boss of the house
These days, women tend to manage the house more.
19) We don’t stuff tampons up bleeding holes.
You shove tissue paper up your bleeding nose
20) We don’t have smelly vaginas that are always getting infected
You had a bad experience with a vagina didn’t you? Get a sexually transmitted infection did you?
21) We don’t need to use sanitary napkins
I suggest you do, it’s called hygiene, look it up.
22) We are more successful at work and school, instead of flunk all the time
Again, that’s to be debated, considering it’s coming from a 16 year old kid.
23) We don’t have gross habits
Have you heard yourself burp and fart? Gross.
24) We don’t have labia that annoyingly changes color
Is this your bad experience with a vagina kicking up again?
25) We are not disgusting and smelly creatures that need to put on perfume.
So, you don’t wear deodorant or put on cologne? And you call us the disgusting creatures.
26) We have merits
You’re 16, what merits could you have?
27) We never have to feel the pain of giving birth
You never give life. (and by that I also mean that he doesn’t have sex, clearly, you need two to tango)
28) We don’t need makeup to make ourselves look better. Girls NEED them.
Sorry you’re ugly bro. And no girl NEEDs makeup
29) We don’t get cheated on easily and lose our money
Yes you do, and it’s called gambling, you lose in both regards.
30) We don’t need to sit down whenever we go to the bathroom.
What’s wrong with sitting down to use the bathroom? You do it half the time anyway, unless you shit standing up, in which case you’re more of a freak than I thought.
31) Our wives do all they can to make us happy.
I doubt you’re going to get a wife, so no worries there.
32) We never have to make sandwiches ourselves.
We don’t HAVE to make sandwiches for you or anyone else.
33) Our private areas are not untidy and messy.
For some reason I doubt that applies to you.
34) Every hero is a male
Wonderwoman, not to mention the girls in X-men, so your argument is invalid
35) We aren’t the helpless girls who always need help from boys.
I don’t think I’ve ever needed help from a boy in my life.

36) We get to boss you around.
Try it, see what happens.
37) We can style our hair more than one different way.
Um… so can we?
38) We don’t all look the same
I think you’re just looking at the same porn actress too much. Time to go outside.
39) We are funny when we try to be, unlike girls and women who are least funny when they try.
Being awkward isn’t funny.
40) We are able to think and talk with the “head” on our shoulders.
I don’t know how else to think
41) ^We don’t talk with our vaginas when looking for a relation
If you can teach me how to talk with a vagina, I would be impressed.
42) Always being right.
43) We aren’t affected by rejection.
I have a feeling most of these opinions come from you not being able to deal with being rejection.
44) We don’t cry or get upset as easy as a baby.
Says the boy who is whining about girls
45) We complete tasks without assistance.
Again, I’ve never really needed assistance on a task I have been responsible with
46) We have greater pride.
In cases like yours, pride isn’t deserved.
47) We think before we do.
I don’t think you’ve thought enough about stuff like your sexism.
48) We don’t get in the way when trying to help.
Then don’t ask for help. I thought you never needed help to complete tasks
49) We don’t have any flaws.
50) One man can have as many women as we want.
I’m guessing you’ve had none.
51) More fun being me.
Scientific fact!
52) We do not hide from people we have crushes on.
Neither do we.
53) We don’t faint so easily.
Never fainted in my life.
54) We get to drive without crashing.
Oh, I’m guessing this is in reference to your first comment. I know more guys who have been in crashed into shit than girls.
55) We don’t have panic attacks.
56) We are stronger against alcohol.
Your point? Yay! You can be an alcoholic!!
57) We are braver.
You cringe at the thought of having a kid, who’s braver?
58) We are taken seriously.
(You know, I’m going to take a little break for the day, I’ll post more later, again there are 126 of these stupid little declarations of superiority. So keep an eye out for them)